i am not afraid to admit it....i am a woman and therefore i am not the best driver this world has ever seen. granted, i think i'm more cautious and slower than most women, possibly even a good female driver, but i agree 100% that the male gender tends to be the better drivers. watch some videos on youtube and you will soon see that my assumptions are correct.
as a bit of a joke, the following is as section i found on a joke about female drivers. the following list are instructions for female drivers and how to use ATM machines.
1. drive up to cash machine.
2. reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ATM.
3. set parking brake, put the window down. find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat, finally locate the card.
4. tell girl friend on mobile phone that you will call her back and hang up.
5. attempt to insert card into machine.
6. open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car. insert debit card.
7. re-insert card the right way.
8. dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the address page.
9. enter PIN.
10. press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
11. enter amount of cash required.
12. take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror.
13. retrieve notes and receipt
14. empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
15. write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
16. re-check makeup.
17. drive forward 2 feet.
18. reverse back to cash machine.
19. retrieve card.
20. re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
21. give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you
22. restart stalled engine and pull off.
23. redial person on cell phone.
24. drive for 2 to 3 miles.
25. release parking brake.
in all honesty.....watch out!
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